Im Noob
I really am Noob Database Administrator
About
Hi, I'm the "Noob" — not because I don’t know things, but because in tech, you’re always a noob at something (usually right after a Windows update).
Noob at Heart, Admin by Art
By day, I tame wild SQL Server instances, wrestle SharePoint when it misbehaves, and keep Power BI Report Server from throwing tantrums. I'm a full-stack headache handler — from optimizing queries that ran since 2012 to fixing that one SharePoint web part no one dares touch. By night, I’m probably still doing the same thing… but with snacks.
- Birthday: Born at a very young age.
- Website: www.imnoob.net
- Phone: +123 456 7890
- City: Balikpapan, Indonesia
- Age: Old enough to remember dial-up.
- Degree: Certified Noob with Honors.
- Email: [email protected]
- Freelance: Available
This site is my little corner of the web to document, rant, and share what I’ve learned — whether it’s a clever PowerShell script, a SQL trick that saved a production server, or a reminder to back up before deploying (again). If you're here, you're probably a noob too — and that’s perfectly okay. Let’s break things, fix them, and pretend it was planned all along.
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Skills
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Sumary
Brandon Johnson
Innovative and deadline-driven Graphic Designer with 3+ years of experience designing and developing user-centered digital/print marketing material from initial concept to final, polished deliverable.
- Portland par 127,Orlando, FL
- (123) 456-7891
- [email protected]
Education
Master of Fine Arts & Graphic Design
2015 - 2016
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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Bachelor of Fine Arts & Graphic Design
2010 - 2014
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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Professional Experience
Senior graphic design specialist
2019 - Present
Experion, New York, NY
- Lead in the design, development, and implementation of the graphic, layout, and production communication materials
- Delegate tasks to the 7 members of the design team and provide counsel on all aspects of the project.
- Supervise the assessment of all graphic materials in order to ensure quality and accuracy of the design
- Oversee the efficient use of production project budgets ranging from $2,000 - $25,000
Graphic design specialist
2017 - 2018
Stepping Stone Advertising, New York, NY
- Developed numerous marketing programs (logos, brochures,infographics, presentations, and advertisements).
- Managed up to 5 projects or tasks at a given time while under pressure
- Recommended and consulted with clients on the most appropriate graphic design
- Created 4+ design presentations and proposals a month for clients and account managers
Portfolio
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- All
- App
- Product
- Branding
- Books
Services
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Testimonials
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Saul Goodman
Ceo & Founder
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Sara Wilsson
Designer
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Jena Karlis
Store Owner
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Matt Brandon
Freelancer
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John Larson
Entrepreneur
Contact
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